dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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