Yo dont text me then not text me
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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