I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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