at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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