"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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