what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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