What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
tell me about the eggs
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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