The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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