I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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