Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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