I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Operation Purity has been aborted
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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