when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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