umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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