People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
