I wish I could punch you in the face.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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