The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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