Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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