Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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