Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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