i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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