Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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