Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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