I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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