Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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