Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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