i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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