Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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