Just mADE A PArabola og urine
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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