PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
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is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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