I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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