THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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