D3 body, D1 cock
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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