i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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