She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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