R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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