i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
apparently the secret to your success is patron
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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