Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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