At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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