she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm experimenting with sincerity
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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