The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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