i jhust puked up my retainher.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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