there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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