i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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