My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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