you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Randomize
