Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
two words: eviction party
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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