This dress was meant to end up on your floor
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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