I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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