he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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