But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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