Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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