Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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