sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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