You really coming over, don't trick.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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