I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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