he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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